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dickasshat 

He's a bitch ass gay kid named Aiden that goes to my school. He's a huge dick and an asshat so we just call him "dickasshat"
Aiden: emo looking ass hangs out with a blonde lookin ass stupid fucker lookin ass (an actual quote from him to show his stupidity)

Me: Aiden is such a dickasshat

Aiden: *walks by*

Me and my friend: dickasshat
dickasshat by IhateAiden January 30, 2017
One whose social presence gives everyone around them an uncomfortable and painful feeling similar a dick in their ass.
"Man, Brian is such a dickass, he's rude and inconsiderate to everyone he knows. Having him around is about as bad as getting a dick in the ass. We shouldn't hang out with him anymore."
Dickass by Thrash Zoo March 29, 2009
Someone who's a Dick and an Ass at the same time.
Rick: Bob, you're a Dickass.
Bob: Oh, okay
Dickass by FL4ym3Burn June 30, 2016
Dickass is an Angerism for when you can't decide whether to call someone a dick or an ass.
Mr. Pinchy gave me no pet!!! What a dickass!
Dickass by Angercrank February 4, 2009
the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.
"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)
Dickanese by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008
An insensitive, hard headed person whom gets off on giving another person or other people a hard time by annoying them with foolishness that's quite aggravating.
That dickass train conductor better stop site-seeing because I am about to be late for work!
Dickass by ShaSha13 April 9, 2017
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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