2 definitions by dicknesia
When you have the high-pressure-hydraulic-shits and you reach down to wipe when a burst of methane unexpectedly shreefs out tearing the toilet paper in your hand.
It took me ten minutes longer than usual in the bathroom because I had to clean up after my frack-ass.
by dicknesia June 11, 2014
A straight male's ability to forget the accidental witnessing of his friend's junk, leaving a "scene missing" effect in the chronological progression of his memory.
Jeniffer - I can't believe he just opened the bathroom door on you doing the helicopter dick. Did he see anything?
Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.
Paul - Well, in those situations what a man's eyes see and his mind remembers are two different things- it's tramatic dicknesia.
by dicknesia June 10, 2014