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DickAPiss 

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob while your sleeping and you piss in her mouth resulting in a glass being thrown at you so your knocked out! She continues to blow you after.
Linda: hmm this dick is so good!

Bogey: *piss in Linda mouth due to excitement*
Linda: dude what the fuck! Did you really just took a dickapiss
Bogey: sorry I didn’t mean it

Linda: you know what, *chucks glass at him*
Linda: *goes back to dick and start blowing dying corpse*
Linda: hmm this dick is so good

dickasshat 

He's a bitch ass gay kid named Aiden that goes to my school. He's a huge dick and an asshat so we just call him "dickasshat"
Aiden: emo looking ass hangs out with a blonde lookin ass stupid fucker lookin ass (an actual quote from him to show his stupidity)

Me: Aiden is such a dickasshat

Aiden: *walks by*

Me and my friend: dickasshat
dickasshat by IhateAiden January 30, 2017
One whose social presence gives everyone around them an uncomfortable and painful feeling similar a dick in their ass.
"Man, Brian is such a dickass, he's rude and inconsiderate to everyone he knows. Having him around is about as bad as getting a dick in the ass. We shouldn't hang out with him anymore."
Dickass by Thrash Zoo March 29, 2009
Someone who's a Dick and an Ass at the same time.
Rick: Bob, you're a Dickass.
Bob: Oh, okay
Dickass by FL4ym3Burn June 30, 2016
Dickass is an Angerism for when you can't decide whether to call someone a dick or an ass.
Mr. Pinchy gave me no pet!!! What a dickass!
Dickass by Angercrank February 4, 2009
An insensitive, hard headed person whom gets off on giving another person or other people a hard time by annoying them with foolishness that's quite aggravating.
That dickass train conductor better stop site-seeing because I am about to be late for work!
Dickass by ShaSha13 April 9, 2017

Dickpuss 

A mix between a dick and a pussy. Usually when a person is annoying. It can really take on any meaning. Much like the word "Fuck". Can be used as a noun or verb. Usually used in a negative manner.
Pl. dickpi
1. "My roommate is such a fucking dickpuss."

2. "Quit dickpussing around and lets go."

3. Student 1:"Joe doesn't want to go to the party."
Student 2: What a dickpuss.
Dickpuss by Slicktor February 21, 2009
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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