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DickAPiss 

When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob while your sleeping and you piss in her mouth resulting in a glass being thrown at you so your knocked out! She continues to blow you after.
Linda: hmm this dick is so good!

Bogey: *piss in Linda mouth due to excitement*
Linda: dude what the fuck! Did you really just took a dickapiss
Bogey: sorry I didn’t mean it

Linda: you know what, *chucks glass at him*
Linda: *goes back to dick and start blowing dying corpse*
Linda: hmm this dick is so good

dickasshat 

He's a bitch ass gay kid named Aiden that goes to my school. He's a huge dick and an asshat so we just call him "dickasshat"
Aiden: emo looking ass hangs out with a blonde lookin ass stupid fucker lookin ass (an actual quote from him to show his stupidity)

Me: Aiden is such a dickasshat

Aiden: *walks by*

Me and my friend: dickasshat
dickasshat by IhateAiden January 30, 2017
One whose social presence gives everyone around them an uncomfortable and painful feeling similar a dick in their ass.
"Man, Brian is such a dickass, he's rude and inconsiderate to everyone he knows. Having him around is about as bad as getting a dick in the ass. We shouldn't hang out with him anymore."
Dickass by Thrash Zoo March 29, 2009
Someone who's a Dick and an Ass at the same time.
Rick: Bob, you're a Dickass.
Bob: Oh, okay
Dickass by FL4ym3Burn June 30, 2016
Dickass is an Angerism for when you can't decide whether to call someone a dick or an ass.
Mr. Pinchy gave me no pet!!! What a dickass!
Dickass by Angercrank February 4, 2009
An insensitive, hard headed person whom gets off on giving another person or other people a hard time by annoying them with foolishness that's quite aggravating.
That dickass train conductor better stop site-seeing because I am about to be late for work!
Dickass by ShaSha13 April 9, 2017

Dickpuss 

A mix between a dick and a pussy. Usually when a person is annoying. It can really take on any meaning. Much like the word "Fuck". Can be used as a noun or verb. Usually used in a negative manner.
Pl. dickpi
1. "My roommate is such a fucking dickpuss."

2. "Quit dickpussing around and lets go."

3. Student 1:"Joe doesn't want to go to the party."
Student 2: What a dickpuss.
Dickpuss by Slicktor February 21, 2009
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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