by Midnight clam October 01, 2019
by The one and only haevyn March 20, 2021
by Kd1231999 February 17, 2018
A sneaky guy who has no shame in plotting to get girls to have sex with him. Usually college guys who get girls drunk and take advantage of them.
Freshman Larry is such a dick weasel. He only went to the Frat Party because he knew he could get Wendy drunk and screw her brains out.
by toast455 July 05, 2005
A small creature that fits in the center of one's palm and when frightened will scurry under the covers of one's bed. Dick Weasels become hungry very easily and should be fed often. Usually blue in color.
by Hobohut90 June 15, 2009
Someone who is persistently annoying.
A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.
A person (husband) who smacks your ass every time you walk past the couch he is lounging on.
by ashlyn445 September 29, 2009
A guy that tries to get involved in sex between a couple, usually in a sneaky fashion. He is not opposed to dp to get in between aforementioned sex, because as everyone knows, dp (whether softcore or otherwise) as long as balls dont touch, you arent homosexual
Tony: sooo, youre girl is looking pretty hot tonight...
Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome
Shawn: dude, stop being a dick weasel; we arent having a threesome
by Tequila Mockingbird August 25, 2008