Dick paint 

lipstick once applied to your lips

that girl has some dick paint on her cock sucker

Dick paint by drunkjeremy October 16, 2004

Dick paint 

After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.

After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.

Dick paint by Bvaughn June 5, 2013

Paint his lover's dick 

1) When a gay guy doesn't wash his arse, shit ends up on the partner's dick

This dude like to paint his lover's dick.

Paint his lover's dick by sexcsam2007 July 14, 2011

dick pain

something really annoying to do and/or painful

Dang man! Splitting this bill between 28 people is gonna be a dick pain to do

dick pain by billyizhang June 1, 2011

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

dick painting by berka13 September 12, 2011

phantom dick pain 

The sudden intense pain a female experiences when observing a punch or otherwise painful stimuli to the male genital region

Vic: did you see that video of the San Francisco player that got his johnson grabbed in a tackle?
Cay: yeah, I had serious phantom dick pain from watching and I don't even have one of those things

phantom dick pain by neverscurred January 26, 2014

paintbrush dick 

A "paintbrush dick" is a semi-erect penis. Not hard enough to insert, instead bends like a paintbrush. I first heard it on Jim Norton's "Mouth Full of Shame" special.

He was so drunk last night all I got was paintbrush dick.

paintbrush dick by Unchbo March 20, 2017