Dick Diving

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.

That guy has been talking to every lady in here. He's dick diving so hard.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Dick diving

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it

When she’s dick diving you have to hold your dick so it doesn’t get bent.

by Aaron and princess June 18, 2021

Dick Diving

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

Daymon: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeh?"
Daymon:"Look at Mat, there he goes, Dick Diving wit the best of 'em"

by Anonymous night shift worker March 28, 2009

Dick diving

A guy Fucking a large number of bitches at once/a female that’s getting fucked my a lot of niggas at once.

“Im fuckin like 6 different hoes rn twin”
“Dat hoe gettin fucked by the whole team she dick diving”

by Basharrr January 11, 2023

Dick diving board

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.

"You're such a dick diving board john."

by Stay.cute707 January 29, 2017

Going/diving In Dick First

A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.

Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.

by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013

Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

by montrilonite December 31, 2011