Dick Disaster

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1) Urgently craving a wild night of passion; describing pent up sexual frustration.

2)A bad sexual encounter.

1) I haven't been laid in two months. I'm so Horny!! I'm ready for a dick disaster.

2) Chet had the smallest cock ever! Last night, was a dick disaster.

Dick Disaster by J-do September 28, 2009

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Dick disaster

When something irreversible happens to the dick. Often ends in loss of the dick, or extreme dick injury. Often happens to people who should keep their hands away from tools and equipment.

Chuck: I once witnessed my co-lead Pete drop the soldering iron on his lap, which ended up melting through his shorts, and eventually, his dick. Was one of the most traumatic dick disasters I have ever witnessed.

Clevis: My brother Levis was working on his car, and accidentally pinched his dick while removing the driveshaft from the transaxle. It fell right into it, busting his balls and all. Was a dick disaster for the books.

Dick disaster by Dirty Antwan May 6, 2026

Related Words

Dick Disaster • Dakota Dick disaster • Disaster Dick • dick • Dick Cheney • dick weed • dick wad • dick flick • dick ass • dick move

Dakota Dick disaster

The act of tying a nuse around your penis and testicles, and hanging yourself from the said nuse

You faggot you should preform the Dakota dick disaster on yourself

Dakota Dick disaster by Wise man guy March 12, 2016

Disaster Dick

A metaphor comparing your stroke game with your penis to a Disaster. Also it could potentially mean your dick has a disease and in that scenario you should probably go get checked out

I’m finna go to my girl’s house and give her that disaster dick

Disaster Dick by Big Bad Uni July 31, 2019

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026