Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Dick depressed 

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.
Dick depressed by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014

dick depression 

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.
I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

Dick depression 

When a female or male, goes a lengthy time without dick and starts to feel depressed without it.
I have such bad dick depression, it's not funny. I can't do this anymore

Dick depression 

A lack of emotional feelings/ reaktions to sexual stimuli in the penis due to oversaturation/ overconsuption of sensually stimulating images, materials, partners and or thoughts.
WoW hunny i alsow whant to have sex with you butt i tink i'm haveing som "Dick depression".

Are you haveing a "Dick depression"?

It seems to me i can't get you hard.

It happens to me to, some times i alsow get "Dick depression".

Post-Dick Depression 

When, after hooking up with an excessively endowed individual, one is left feeling tired and sad for an entire weekend.
Maybe we should see if Tim wants to go to the beach?

Nah, he hooked up with Albert last night so he's probably down with a little Post-Dick Depression...or is back in the hospital.
Post-Dick Depression by NotTim September 28, 2013

Depression Dick 

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.
Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."
Depression Dick by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Load more