Dick depressed 

When a girl is depressed about the lack of dick in her life

Girl: I need to get laid It's been a while

Other girl: your dick depressed

Dick depressed by Madddie_t August 21, 2016

Dick depressed 

When a guy is too depressed to fuck.

Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?

Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.

Dick depressed by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014

dick depression 

Being emotionally conflicted because of the lack of dick or sexual activity, can affect social and academic life.

I didnt bother doing my homework last night because of my dick depression.

dick depression by Sandy squarepants October 3, 2017

Dick depression 

When a female or male, goes a lengthy time without dick and starts to feel depressed without it.

I have such bad dick depression, it's not funny. I can't do this anymore

Dick depression by Lovely definitions December 1, 2018

Dick depression 

A lack of emotional feelings/ reaktions to sexual stimuli in the penis due to oversaturation/ overconsuption of sensually stimulating images, materials, partners and or thoughts.

WoW hunny i alsow whant to have sex with you butt i tink i'm haveing som "Dick depression".

Are you haveing a "Dick depression"?

It seems to me i can't get you hard.

It happens to me to, some times i alsow get "Dick depression".

Dick depression by Johan Sweden July 12, 2016

Post-Dick Depression 

When, after hooking up with an excessively endowed individual, one is left feeling tired and sad for an entire weekend.

Maybe we should see if Tim wants to go to the beach?

Nah, he hooked up with Albert last night so he's probably down with a little Post-Dick Depression...or is back in the hospital.

Post-Dick Depression by NotTim September 28, 2013

Depression Dick 

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.

Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."

Depression Dick by NotARealPerson2 December 6, 2018