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Dick cleanse 

The act of peeing after masturbating to clean out any cum still left over in your dick.
most of my pee missed the toilet last night because I tried a dick cleanse with an erection.
Dick cleanse by Jsummers33 December 13, 2016
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Dick cleanse 

The act of refraining from sexual activities for an allotted amount of time, turning off your hoe, to regain self respect and faith in your hoe status.
I can't suck your dick, Zach, I'm on the dick cleanse.
Dick cleanse by Weedo August 2, 2017

dick cleaner 

A Dick Cleaner is a professional title given out to a nymphomaniac slut that cleans dicks using his or her tongue with disregard to hygiene of the penis.

A Dick Cleaner will clean the most dirtiest dicks in town. Please see x-girlfriend.
"Oh don’t worry Penny's out cleaning dicks; you know how it is with Dick Cleaners these days?"

"I'm really worried about Ruth's breath; it was so foul I think she could be a Dick Cleaner"

"No man I didn't cum, it was practically just a dick clean!"
dick cleaner by The Moody Poet February 2, 2007
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