to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact
A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.
Stop being such a dickbird you dickbirdy mess up.
That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.
I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
That is such a dickbird, i wish that didnt exist.
I got the damn dickbird stuck again i am going to kill myself.
by Big Allio July 24, 2008
-“Hey Jonathan, did you know that every 157 years, Jupiter’s magnetic field pulls one of its moons 15 inches closer ?”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”
-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”
Jonathan- “oh yeah, I knew that. It’s actually 14.7 inches.”
-“Of course you did, Dickbird!”
by Romanowski November 5, 2017
Man A: Look at that bird, what's hanging between it's legs?
Man B: Oh, that is the rare Dickbird. Notice the human male genitalia.
Man B: Oh, that is the rare Dickbird. Notice the human male genitalia.
by tyler240sx August 3, 2009
Nick: Look at the dickbirds up in the tree. Dickbirds:Churp Churp. Nick: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE TREE YOU DICK BIRDS!
by DickBirds July 29, 2008
A dick that flies and fucks people.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.
Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.
Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.
So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Literally just levitates and goes around fucking people, the only reason for its existence is to pleasure people and itself. If you're in a random park right now and you're horny, pray that the dickbirds dont come because they can and will destroy your ass in front of everyone.
Being fucked by dickbirds in public is also the most normal thing ever, you could go down the street right now and see 4 dickbirds absolutely destroying a random woman and no one could care any less.
Also some tips, don't go up and pet or pat or even touch a dickbird. If you do you're just ASKING to get fucked. If you were to go up and pat a dickbird on the tip right now and just run away, it would chase you. Not in an angry way but in a "I'm horny, let me fuck you" way, and especially dont pet them because at that point you're just giving out a handjob.
So yeah, a dickbird is a flying dick that goes around and fucks people because it lives off of sexual pleasure.
Person 1: BRO SOME DICKBIRD IS FUCKING THIS GUY TO DEATH AT THIS PARK
Person 2: and? That's how nature is.
Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"
Person 2: yes it fucking is
Person 2: and? That's how nature is.
Person 1: Getting the shit railed out of you in public is not "nature"
Person 2: yes it fucking is
by FallenAngelKindic December 28, 2022
1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer
2. (noun) Anything that is anything
3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish
2. (noun) Anything that is anything
3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish
wow alex, looks like you got the dickbird stuck again. you better go get the wood.
hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.
hey look at that man way up there in the dickbird. he seems to be fiddling with the broken telephone wires.
by dickbird commmander July 23, 2008