Dick Switch 

When a when a guy who’s usually a dick will change his personality entirely around attractive females.

Dick man*to his friends*: you’re such a bitch and you’re fat i hate you
Dick man*to an attractive woman*: I cant wait to go save sea turtles and did I mention I love your hair today?

this dick, just had a dick switch

Dick Switch by AM2000 May 25, 2018

Dick Switch 

A switch that randomly enables a man to turn into a "dick"

1. Did you just turn your dick switch on?

2. I thought Jack was an idiot, did he just turn his dick switch off?

Dick Switch by shisms May 12, 2010

Dick Switch 

A Novelty light switch cover shaped like a dick.

"hey yo man? whats that on your light switch?"
"Its a dick switch! get it at dickswitch.com"

Dick Switch by Ben Booner May 4, 2020

Dick Switch 

A man's natural and involuntary reaction to being liked by a chick who's, ugly, fat, both, or has some other quality that would make a relationship with her a terrible thing. When the dick switch is flipped, as the name suggests, the guy will start acting like a dick/asshole to try to get the ugo/fatty/both/other chick to stop liking him.

Here's a text conversation after the Dick Switch was flipped.

Fatty: So what's your favorite color?(:
Guy: Green I guess.
Fatty: NO WAY ME TOO!!!(:
Guy: I fucking hate green.
Fatty: Um..what do you think of Brooke? She's like my best friend. :)
Guy: I think she's an ugly whore.
Fatty:... :'(

Dick Switch by Eulogy Jones November 29, 2011

Snitch Dick 

"Snitch Dick" refers to a penis that is very small and hard to find. This is a term that can be used by Lesbians to subvert sexual advances from those of the opposite sex, or generally insult those possessing penises.

Man: "hey gurl wassup lemme get on that"
Woman: "Pshh, snitch dick."

Snitch Dick by kokoflow April 20, 2013

Dickstitch 

Noun

1. Decorative, phallic-shaped threading outlining the fly flap on men's pants. Made popular by Dsquared2 jeans model 71KA270.

2. Unfavorable description of a person, likely male.

Examples

1. Chris Cornell had some great dickstitch.

2. What a dickstitch.

Dickstitch by Cornellathon November 29, 2017

dicktwitch 

One who is an ignorant pile of their own 6 brain cells

Jerry: Gnat is spelled “Nat.”

Thomas: No it isn’t, you dicktwitch.

dicktwitch by Y is it a handle June 6, 2018