Dick Swing

when a nigga dick hard and he text the first bitch he deems fuckable. (when you stop thinking with your head and begin thinking with your penis.)

trey(mr. makeothappen): fam u slapped that shordy yesterday shes murked.
Jaden(chocolate): fam cool out it was jus a dick swing.

Dick Swing by Mr.makeithappen01 April 22, 2018

dick swing

When your penis makes a massive change in size. Usually describing the penis going from a state of shrinkage to a boner, or vice versa.

1. "Damn, that girl's so fine she made me do a dick swing!"

2. "Dude, it was so cold that I got shrinkage even while my girl was giving me a blowjob I got shrinkage!"

"Whoa, dick swing to the max!"

dick swing by Board 8er July 16, 2008

Swing Dick 

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

Swing Dick by SlimSam August 20, 2011

swing-dick 

The guy at work who spends all day sucking up and kissing the bosses ass

John spends all day in the bosses office sucking up and making him coffee he's such a swing-dick.

swing-dick by Jack Mesideways July 19, 2011

swing dick

alternate term for scrapping or fighting it out with someone, primarily in a 1 v 1

"If you wanna swing dick we can swing dick"
"Uhhh no I don't want to swing your dick"

swing dick by Pussywhorebitch67 May 24, 2026

Dick Swinging Contest 

an ego laden interaction usually (although not always) involving men where each individual tries to out do the the other in knowledge and or acheivements. Often seen in corporate settings and family get-togethers

Fuck me! That was a waste of time. I actually thought we could get something done at this meeting. Instead it turned into a Dick Swinging Contest!

Dick Swinging Contest by Mr Jameson October 23, 2010

A Big Dick Swinger 

A Cranism for a person who most often is right and thus quite successful in their field

He's a Big Dick Swinger

A Big Dick Swinger by momomomco September 16, 2019