Dick Smear

When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008

Dicksmear

An adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.

Ari acted like a dicksmear during high tea.

by Lrweiss98 July 29, 2014

Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)

I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.

by Jhazmin April 15, 2005

dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008