Dick Smear

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When a friend rubs his penis on another friends leg during an intense game of Rock Band.

Ant dick smeared Peter when he was playing Enter Sandman.

Dick Smear by SgtDucky13 October 12, 2008

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Dicksmear

An adjective used to describe a person whom acts like a dingus.

Ari acted like a dicksmear during high tea.

Dicksmear by Lrweiss98 July 29, 2014

Related Words

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Dicksmart

Doing what's best for your dick.

A fat bitch grabbed my dick so I took her hand off because Im dicksmart.

Dicksmart by Bigpimpin530 January 6, 2010

dicksmear

an insult! refers to spoogey wetness on the end of a penis, that is likely to get smeared on sheets or underwear. sort of like skidmarks. but not quite =)

I hate that teacher, he is such a dicksmear!

You are lower that a bum's dicksmear.

dicksmear by Jhazmin April 15, 2005

dicksmart

to be smart like a dick, or to have dick-like instincts

COOl KID: dude i just flipped that dock

SOME FAGGOT: well, that's dicksmart

dicksmart by monster88kawi5 June 15, 2008

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026