Dick Shakes

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.

Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.

by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014

two shakes of a barber's dick

A short length of time. An idiom of assurance that results will follow post-haste.

I'll be there in two shakes of a barber's dick.

by francoi$ December 13, 2009

Dick Shaker

A woman who is horrible at seducing.

Did you hear? Jen is a dick shaker

by aaaaaamazing December 6, 2015

Dick Shake

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

Shake Dick

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

shakespear dick

very old dick looks like it came from 1609

you got a shakespear dick!

by cockmunchermcgee January 12, 2015

nothing to shake your dick at

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

by Decker Manning July 9, 2016