Dick Shake 

When a guy beats off in a blender and adds ice cream and vanilla extract.

Ex.
Some guy: Dude, I didn't have any milk today so I beat off in the blender and added ice cream and vanilla extract instead. Very good dick shake.
Some other guy: Shut up, foo.

Dick Shake by Wee Machine October 6, 2004

Shake Dick 

Pretty much means go fuck your self

Got Into an argument with this kid told him to shake dick

Shake Dick by Your MoTher6969 January 27, 2022

nothing to shake your dick at 

Something that is underwhelming, not special, or "meh."

Bro: "Yo, bro! You see that girl?"

Cuz: "Yo, dawg, that ain't nothing to shake your dick at."

nothing to shake your dick at by Decker Manning July 9, 2016

Shake Some Dick 

Guy tearing up the dance floor.

Q: What are you trying to do tonight?

A: Im trying to go to the club and shake some dick on some hoes.

Shake Some Dick by ShakingDickmaster December 3, 2010

shake my dick 

A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit, or can be accomplished with ease.

The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss.

Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick

Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.

shake my dick by Clint Toris July 11, 2016

Shake hands with Dick Cheney 

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

Shake hands with Dick Cheney by Syne May 7, 2008

Dick Shakes 

Having the dick shakes is when a girl goes a long period of time without getting any action. She has gone so long without the cock that she is noticeably shaking when speaking to men and her speech may even be slurred.

Hey you see Lindsay over there? She hasn't gotten laid in a month, you can see her dick shakes from across the bar.

Dick Shakes by FiggyBoi January 6, 2014