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dick ride 

to give undue praise usually to from one man to another
Wow those sports casters love to dick ride Derek Jeter!
dick ride by Drew Crawford May 16, 2008

Dick ride day

Dick ride day is on August 4th
Jake:Stop dick riding bro.

Aiden: it's August 4th dick ride day look it up
Dick ride day by Dshsus August 3, 2021

ghost ride the dick 

When he humps, you hump, you jump off his dick and hump next to him, then hop back on.
A girl tells her friend, " I tried to ghost ride the dick but then it just got soft..."

ghost ride the dick 

a)When you have sex with a ghost

b)To masturbate
a)Before cumming when you ghost ride the dick, put your stunna shades on

b)Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go

ride yo dick 

to start rankin on some poe lil nigga dat think he hard
antwone imma ride yo dick if yo ass dont shut tha fuck up tryin to act all hard but guess wut nigga yo ass softa den a pancake
ride yo dick by x0 LuCi0uS March 10, 2005

the dick your mother used to ride 

(n.) An ex-boyfriend of your mothers trying to bum his poor-ass into your house by claiming to be your father.
"I'm the dick yo mama used to ride!" Said the bum
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