Dick print

when a guy is wearing really tight trousers, and you see the outline of their dick poking through the crotch area. usually the men dont know its happening. but us women do! ;)

oh my, did you see his dick print today? hes packing some serious stuff!

by mynameiselly August 8, 2009

DICK PRINT

The defined area on a country boy's tight-fitting jeans (usually Wranglers or Levis) that leaves nothing to the imagination, as it lets you see just how big his appendage is!!!!!!!

"Wow, nice package....look at THAT dick print!"

"He's got Dick Print.....he should really think about wearing a bigger size."

by Syracuse Suzie January 28, 2006

DICK PRINT

The need for a manager to define a certain part of your project to show to the customer that he/she is not completely incompetent. Usually results in frustration and late deadlines.

My project was going fine till Bob decided he needed to put his dick print on it.

by Frustrated Russ April 14, 2008

Dick Print

The emotional and physical scar a woman recieves (in her vagina) from a man after the woman has cheated on her mate with another man. This may also occur if a woman gets raped which may result in emotional setbacks throughout her relationships including but not limited to: current boyfriend, family, ex- boyfriend, and potential boyfriend, etc.

I can't even have sex with my girlfriend after that asshole rapist left his dick print in her vagina!

Ew, that's gross! She has a dick print? How many?

My fucking girlfriend gotz a dick print... DX

My Fucking girlfriend GOT a dick print >:O

by Denim Nogs April 2, 2010

Dick printing

When a girl falls in love with a dude without even smashing. Tendencies include stalking his Snapchat and Insta, saying he is the love of her life in his comments. Essentially what happens between that wolf guy and that baby in Twilight.

Kaylin: "Yo boi this chick won't stop tryna jump on my dick".
Cameron: "Shit dawg, she done gone and started dick printing your ass".
Kaylin:"You right, I'm goddamn screwed".

by Knowledge man April 27, 2020

dick painting

when a bitch eats something to make her mouth turn that color and then gives her man a blowjob and it turns his dick that color

"ok boii i ate the blue lollipop..lets do some good dick painting"
"YEAHH GURRL"
*sucks dick*
"OH YEAHH MY PENIS IS BLUE"

by berka13 September 12, 2011

dick pint

When trying to seduce a female, you must simply put your cock in a half filled pint glass( liquid of choice). once inserted the female will acknowledge how high the water level has increased, the higher the water level, the more masculine one will seem, increasing said males chances of reproduction

ben: did you fuck her ?
isaac : yes i did, thank god for the dick pint tho eh? wouldnt have hit without it

by dick pint February 25, 2023