The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.
by dicknoodling November 18, 2021
Get the Dick Noodlingmug. when a bead of cum is at the tip of a mans penis after masturbation and he pulls on it revealing a long strand of congealed semen
by logmister August 22, 2008
Get the dick noodlemug. a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.
Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.
by sammyjack9863 May 26, 2006
Get the noodle dickmug. A very thin dick.
by Xxxtentacles October 23, 2018
Get the Noodle dickmug. by smd or get cbt December 28, 2019
Get the noodle dickmug. I was higher than a giraffes pussy and took another rip. Got astronaut pussy and my girl naked positioned doggy style. She turned around look me in the eye. She wants it so bad. But I was too high and couldn't get hard. She look me in the eye and said. Oh oh spaghetti oh! Noodle dick!
by Quail eggs! September 23, 2025
Get the Noodle dickmug.