Dick Noodling

The act of two men, each taking one end of a flaccid noodle, and sucking it into their urethra using their Kegels. Once the noodle is in both men's urethras, they take turns contracting their Kegels and sucking the noddle back and forth between their penises.

Steve and Jason are in the corner dick noodling.

Dick Noodling by dicknoodling November 18, 2021

Dickdoodling 

Used to refer to someone else's procrastination, usually accompanied by other vulgarities. A combination of dicking around, or engaging in pointless activity, and doodling, which is a specific pointless activity.

Hey asshole, quit dickdoodling and start studying for your exam!

Dickdoodling by Yosemitic July 18, 2009