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Big dick noise 

When someone has a giant penis and their penis makes a screeching noise
Dude did you hear Jerome's Big dick noise
Big dick noise by ParryBEN March 19, 2019

baby-dick-nonsense 

something that makes no sense. synonyms: bull shit, bologna
Yo man that's a bunch of baby-dick-nonsense you didn't bang that model.
baby-dick-nonsense by babydickmeister November 24, 2009

Dicknotised 

When a girl gets her first interaction of the D and she is instantly hooked, turning her into a cock crazed whore overnight.
" That Anna saw Johns Dick and now she's fucking Dicknotised
Dicknotised by Tiggs31 November 30, 2014

Dicknose 

Person who wears a mask during a pandemic without covering their nose and looks like a penis hanging over the underwear.
Look at that jackass with a dicknose at the grocery store.
Dicknose by AHuge August 7, 2020

Dicknose 

Person whose nose is exposed outside the mask he wears to avoid exposure to corona virus.
Can you believe what a dicknose that guy is for wearing his mask below his nose.
Dicknose by Fish77 July 23, 2020

dicknose 

1. An individual who behaves like an asshole or is a pain in the ass.
2. Someone whose nose is shaped like a penis.
1. "Go fuck yourself, dicknose!"
2. That guy has a dicknose just like his father's.
dicknose by Simon January 26, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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