dick missile 

When she thinks you're putting it in slow, but you ram it in there like a SWAT team.

"Dude, she thought I was being romantic - then I gave her the dick missile!"

dick missile by thedingusdude July 14, 2015

Dick missile 

When in the process of a lengthy mansplaining session, one realizes there is a point and a real zinger of a explanation is building…. That is a dick missile. Mansplainers love dick missives…. People on the receiving end generally hate to admit the dick missile was on target.

Wow, Geoff was in the middle of a stupidly long mansplaining session on electrical wiring, when he fired off a righteous dick missile. I think I get what alternating and direct current means now.

Dick missile by Chickadee7200 July 19, 2022

Dick Missile 

America's latest, greatest, and most effective sucka-seeking explosive projectile since Nagasaki. (Funded willingly by you, the taxpayer.)

Chill bro. If North Korea wants to pick a fight, our dick missiles will send them back to the stone age.

Dick Missile by JohnnyApocalypse October 1, 2015

dick-missile 

Untouchably badass. The most extreme version of dick-hard.

Damn, son son! These pies are dick-missile!

dick-missile by The Demoralizer December 30, 2007

Missile Dick 

An uncircumcised cock. The term missle dick comes from its tapered tip from the foreskin giving a Titan II missile appearance.

I just left the locker room and never have I seen more missile dicks.

Missile Dick by Eaton Holgoode July 27, 2016

Missile Dick 

One who is in possession, or one who participates in the usage and/or firing of a detachable, dangerous, rocket powered penis.

These weapons are rare, but extremely dangerous when handled by a well trained missile dick.

Fuck bears, the number one threat to America are Missile Dicks.

Missile Dick by couragealex July 29, 2009

Dick Missle 

An absolute squealer of a hog

Holy shit Rick, check out the size of that dick missle!

Dick Missle by mackdaddymitch October 3, 2015