Dick Magic 

Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.

Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.

Dick Magic by Peepnis August 7, 2019

Dick Magic 

When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .

Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.

Dick Magic by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018

dick magic 

when you do magic with your dick.

You wanna see some dick magic? Ta-Da!

dick magic by TrickyDickyDicksterFullOfDicks May 28, 2009

magic dick ruler 

The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.

Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."

magic dick ruler by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008

Magic dick 

A Dick so magical that it can satisfy any women in the world.

Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."

Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"

Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick

Magic dick by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008

Magic dick 

A dick who sees a magic trick at an angle, so he sees what is happening. Then the dick thinks that he is smart, so he tells everyone how it is done and ruins the fun.

Boy: Chris thinks he's so smart because he saw the magic trick from behind.

Girl: What a magic dick!

Magic dick by holymoosebomb December 15, 2008

the funky magic dick party

A first discovery in infinite craft that i am very proud of
It is a strip party where people with absurdly long dicks, dance to funk music

Hey Theo, you coming to the funky magic dick party? oh wait i forgot that you are way too fucking short

the funky magic dick party by thiccjim March 5, 2024