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Definitions by holymoosebomb

50 Shades of Cray 

When someone is into some freak-ass shit. And we're not talking bout B&D shit....
"Aye yo, that girl Bianca wants me to fuck her in a bunny suit while both our parents watch"

"Dude, that bitch is 50 shades of cray"

Magic dick 

A dick who sees a magic trick at an angle, so he sees what is happening. Then the dick thinks that he is smart, so he tells everyone how it is done and ruins the fun.
Boy: Chris thinks he's so smart because he saw the magic trick from behind.

Girl: What a magic dick!
Magic dick by holymoosebomb December 15, 2008