Dick Doubt

When you seem like you have a tiny dick, but it’s in reality

“This guy i hooked up with, had crazy dick doubt. he was a total fucking dork but his cock went down to his knees!

Dick Doubt by penisperson122712 July 25, 2026

dick doubts

Dick doubts are when you want to break up with a girl, but you have dick "sexual" doubts about the consequences of your breakup. If you break up with her then you will not be able to get the sexual satisfaction you desire. Also know as your penis controling your brain.

John: Did you break up with her already?

Mike: No man, I'm having f*n dick doubts !!!!!

dick doubts by Uncle_DimitriDD August 25, 2009

dick double 

Using another persons dick or sex toy when having sex.

Having a dick double is about the same as having a stunt double.

(guy#1) dude i think i would totally screw that chick,she's hot!
(guy#2) yea right,but she's nasty man. seriously i wouldn't fuck her with your dick or let my dick double touch that!!

dick double by Jaz D3 April 21, 2009

dick-doubted 

The presumption of guilt or wrong doing placed upon an employee by an immediate supervisor based upon the inaccurate and or exaggerated relaying of information they received from another staff member.

I was dick-doubted when my boss bitched me out for something I knew nothing about. He said a co-worker blew me in. Maybe next time I'll dick-doubt'em before they get me!

dick-doubted by Ian McGregor October 10, 2006

Double Dick Down Method 

The Double Dick Down Method (DDDM), is when the man in the relationship wears a strap-on above his dick and proceeds to have both anal and vaginal sex at the same time.

The Double Dick Down Method made her cum so hard last night.

Double Dick Down Method by Cocktography November 20, 2020

Double Dick Supreme 

When a biological male harnesses so much energy concentrated into his dick that his dick ascends into the 4th dimension creating a duo of 2 dicks of extremely condensed dark-matter/anti-matter creating the two most powerful dicks comprehendible and proceeds to perform double penetration on an individual of any sex.

I performed the Double Dick Supreme on my girlfriend last night.

Double Dick Supreme by The Coochie Connoisseur June 16, 2021

Double Dick Surprise 

A Double Dick Surprise is when teachers collaboratively give extremely excessive amounts of work all at once, usually before a break or vacation.

Aw man, all my teachers really gave me the ol' Double Dick Surprise right before spring break this year!

Double Dick Surprise by fireaway12 December 17, 2010