Urban Dictionary: Definitions by penisperson122712

Shit Stocking

When you dislike someone so much you put fecal matter in their socks

I gave this dickhead a total shit stocking!

The act of masturbating while on the toilet

“I had my first ever toilet tuggie!”

“I met this dude and it set off my gaydar”

When you seem like you have a tiny dick, but it’s in reality

“This guy i hooked up with, had crazy dick doubt. he was a total fucking dork but his cock went down to his knees!