diarrheabetes

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"

by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

Diarrheabetes

When you shit something out and it hurts your stomach.

My dog has diarrheabetes.

by Wordmaker4200 June 10, 2024

diarrheabedis

ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.

Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.

Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.

I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.

by James Quall of Duty March 3, 2010

Diarrheetes

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020