diarrheabetes 

The act of having Diarrhea and Diabetes at the same time.

Person 1: "Dude, the doc told me I had diabetes."
Person 2: "Damn dude, what are you going to do now?"
Person 1: "Go home and take a crap, I have diarrhea too."
Person 2: "Aw dude, diarrheabetes! Bad one!"

diarrheabetes by Axhibeck November 27, 2013

Diarrheabetes 

When you shit something out and it hurts your stomach.

My dog has diarrheabetes.

Diarrheabetes by Wordmaker4200 June 10, 2024

diarrheabedis 

ATTENTION: If you have been using a Cinco Diarrheaphragm, you may be suffering from a rare but serious side effect: Diarrheabedis. And you may be entitled to a very small cash settlement.

Diarrheabedis can result from a massive buildup of diarrhea which begins secreting itself from pores in the skin. Diarrhea simply has no place else to go.

Signs of diarrheabedis are: brown sweat, general bad odor, bad breath, brown mucus or spit, flies living in your skin or body hair.

I contracted diarrheabedis and got a $25 cash settlement when I called Corbin Bernsen.

diarrheabedis by James Quall of Duty March 3, 2010

Diarrheetes 

the Greek goddess of dysentery

Yeah, I think that burrito I ate was bad. I had a visit from Diarrheetes last night. Looks like she's staying today too.

Diarrheetes by Steven Herraiz March 8, 2020