Diaper Dan

The default nickname assigned to any person of the male gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I hope Diaper Dan hurries up with his job, I really need to use the crapper.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

Diaper Dan

A title bestowed upon a person who wittingly or unwittingly says "Diaper Dan" aloud. The title can only be held by one person at a time.

1. I'm Diaper Dan.
2. You're it.

by Diaper Dan January 22, 2020

Diaper Dan

A saying referring to someone young and or new that is really good at something.

Diaper Dan maybe new to the game but he plays like a pro.

by anonymous July 15, 2022

diaper dandy

Phrase used by Dick Vitale to describe talented, freshman college basketball players.

"Look at that move, this kid's a real diaper dandy!"

by bob bobertson February 3, 2005

Diaper Dangler

A girl that is such a strumpet that her kids diaper is dangling with shit but she wont change it because she is too busy getting fucked by the whole world....

There's always that one girl at work who is such a diaper dangler.. hmmmm

The girl you will deny and deny ever doing anything with....

A dirty strumpet...

by lovebug23 November 4, 2010

honey dipper dan

Honey Dipper Dan is a giant mountain main who goes around cleaning outhouses.

Honey Dipper Dan came around to my outhouse and cleaned out all that shit!

by Don Vito Fan Club January 22, 2005

diaper dandy

In the age of quarantine, toward lessening the chance of spreading SARS-CoV-2, top-shelf ensemble brass players that empty their spittle onto absorbent diapers placed at their feet.

"A diaper dandy each of them - after such a lengthy layoff, I bet they're chomping at the bit to perform Brahms &/or Mahler."

by urban-housey March 27, 2021