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Diamond Dick 

When your one's penis/erection extremely hard; sometimes to the degree that it hurts.
"I had a bad case of diamond dick, so I had to rub one out before it became a problem."
Diamond Dick by Sam Majik December 18, 2019
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diamond dick 

An extreme donkey punch; when having anal sex a man punches a woman to instigate the clenching of her anus. In this case the punches are particlarly brutal, causing the woman to clench so tightly that the man's penis is actually transformed to diamond.
She said she liked it rough, so I diamond dicked her until she lost a tooth.
diamond dick by PAR May 6, 2006

Diamond dick 

What the guy that thinks he has a golden dick today thought he had yesterday.
Yesterday, the girl said the guy was a smooth operator that thought he had a diamond dick. Today she says he thinks he has a golden dick. Tomorrow, perhaps he will think his dick will be made of oil, then it will really amount to something.

Diamond Dick 

To hold a fundamentally rock solid stock, and continuing to do so for an extremely long time. Every time you consider selling it, you simply can’t because the tendies keep getting served.
Did you peep the fundies on MSFT? Oh yeah I had to diamond dick that years ago! DD4L
Diamond Dick by Zeni June 28, 2021

Arizona Diamond Dick

Where you pass a kidney stone in a girl's mouth while getting a blowjob.
Cody: "Hey guys, I just found out i have kidney stones."

Aaron: "You should give your girlfriend a Arizona Diamond Dick."

Cody: "What's that?"

Aaron: "Its where you pass a kidney stone while your girlfriend gives you head."

Cody: "That's disgusting!!"

Aaron: "I know."

Dr. Dick Diamond 

Underground Chicago TV Personality. Show a mix of Payboy After Dark and Arsenio. Great music.
Dr. Dick Diamond will be the next Byron Allen, no doubt.
Dr. Dick Diamond by doc1000 December 5, 2005

diamond dicking 

1. The art of erotically seducing women thru social networking websites.

2. Originating one night stands through posting ads on social networking websites demoralizing women, but they love it.
Person 1 -"Where's Ryan at tonight?"
Person 2 -"He's out diamond dicking a chick he met off craigslist."
diamond dicking by PHILLYSCOOPS February 28, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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