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dalegiven 

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A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.
Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.

Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.
dalegiven by captainejsmith November 21, 2013
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Meme dealer 

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A person who distributes memes.
I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.
Meme dealer by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017

poop dealer 

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Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.
Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.
poop dealer by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Dalekphobia 

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The fear that a Dalek can, and will, EXTERMINATE you!
Dude, I have the sickest case of dalekphobia, I keep seeing Davros everywhere.
Dalekphobia by 12thDoctor October 21, 2011

Dale Brain

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Describing someone or who has done something radically stupid.
Describing someone who is stupid beyond comprehension.
Insult used as a substitute for sped or retard.

Origin: Taken from the Roman Squire Dale Doe who was often ridiculed for his low intelligence and clumsy nature.
Tom: "Hey what's that shit with the spikes you use to eat food with?"
Tim: "Uh... a Fork?"
Tom: "Yeah that's the one."
Tim: "Fucking Dale Brain"
Dale Brain by BeegerYoshi December 3, 2019

Dealer Time 

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When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.
Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"
Dealer Time by DC Black July 2, 2009
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026
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