Dhale

a guy who loves guitars

I am a dhale

Dhale by Timing tactician March 31, 2023

dalegiven 

A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.

Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.

Yeah, he's a real dalegiven.

dalegiven by captainejsmith November 21, 2013

Meme dealer 

A person who distributes memes.

I need to go to the meme dealer, I've been having meme withdrawal.

Meme dealer by 🅱️eter September 5, 2017

poop dealer 

Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.

Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.

poop dealer by Certified Ugly March 2, 2019

Dalekphobia 

The fear that a Dalek can, and will, EXTERMINATE you!

Dude, I have the sickest case of dalekphobia, I keep seeing Davros everywhere.

Dalekphobia by 12thDoctor October 21, 2011

Dale Brain

Describing someone or who has done something radically stupid.
Describing someone who is stupid beyond comprehension.
Insult used as a substitute for sped or retard.

Origin: Taken from the Roman Squire Dale Doe who was often ridiculed for his low intelligence and clumsy nature.

Tom: "Hey what's that shit with the spikes you use to eat food with?"
Tim: "Uh... a Fork?"
Tom: "Yeah that's the one."
Tim: "Fucking Dale Brain"

Dale Brain by BeegerYoshi December 3, 2019

Dealer Time 

When a dealer says he'll be at your house in 20 minutes, and doesn't show up till 2 hours later, then act like he showed up on time.

Dealer: "I'll be there in 20 minutes"
Me: "taking dealer time into calculation i'll see you in about 2 hours"

Dealer Time by DC Black July 2, 2009