A third rate actor who does summer stock past the age of 60. Less notable for his talent than his willingness to work for just under minimum wage. A boozer and a loser, he's been known to piss his pants while getting his ass kicked.
Did you see how old that actor was who was trying to play Tony in "West Side Story"? They must have hired him from the old age home. He had no talent and must have worked cheap.
Someone who sells poop or poopy.
This person could also sell baggies or containers of diarrhea , fart , or sometimes even vomit. Prices may vary depending on who your buying your poop from.
Guy 1: Damn, i really could go for some poop rn :/
Guy 2: Same :,(
Guy 3: Dont worrys guys, ill just hit up my poop dealer, hes got poop like 5 bucks a g.
Describing someone or who has done something radically stupid.
Describing someone who is stupid beyond comprehension.
Insult used as a substitute for sped or retard.
Origin: Taken from the Roman Squire Dale Doe who was often ridiculed for his low intelligence and clumsy nature.
Tom: "Hey what's that shit with the spikes you use to eat food with?"
Tim: "Uh... a Fork?"
Tom: "Yeah that's the one."
Tim: "Fucking DaleBrain"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.