The religious order which worships the almighty God Danny Devito. It is a known fact that Devitoists own every film starring Danny Devito, even the ones which haven't been made yet.
The Lord Almighty must be prayed to at least 30 times a day, through vigorous sacrificial sessions.
Strict followers of Devitoism are cursed with the extreme power of a Magnum Dong.
Dan: I'm thinking about joining Devitoism.
Mary: Wow! I to am a strict Devitoist.
Greg: Now let us sacrifice that child to the great lord Danny Devito.
A term used to describe discrimination, or prejudice based on the devices people use in everyday life, to browse the web or to game, etc.
1) Fandroid: Oh wow you're using an iPhone? don't you know you're just paying for the brand?
Fapple: An android? nice potato quality snapchat stories you have there.
Windows phone user: Hey guys remember me? stop this devicism please you don't know how good you have it.
2) Hey that's not fair i can't copy and paste on mobile you're being so devicist.
3) PC elitist: Wow!.. people are still gaming on consoles nowadays? PS4 and Xbox ones are just entry level PCs that you can't upgrade and you have to pay for online.
PS4 and Xbox users: *bark* *bark* *more incessant barking*
Xbox 360 user: I am poor.
Switch user: Oh my god they're adding Knack to smash.
A (typically male) person who appears to have the shape or appearance of Danny Devito Danny Devitoids are mainly found in first world countries, and are generally seen wandering around Walmarts, pawn shops, and cheap liquor stores
Person 1: Hey was that Danny Devito?
Person 2: No, that was a Danny Devitoid
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.