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DeVitoism

To love and pray to Danny DeVito. Danny DeVito is worshiped as a god-like being because of his unnatural dwarf like stature and comedic genius.
You must devote to DeVitoism
by Adolphin123 November 14, 2018
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Devitoism

The religious order which worships the almighty God Danny Devito. It is a known fact that Devitoists own every film starring Danny Devito, even the ones which haven't been made yet.
The Lord Almighty must be prayed to at least 30 times a day, through vigorous sacrificial sessions.
Strict followers of Devitoism are cursed with the extreme power of a Magnum Dong.
Dan: I'm thinking about joining Devitoism.
Mary: Wow! I to am a strict Devitoist.
Greg: Now let us sacrifice that child to the great lord Danny Devito.
by James P. Sullivan October 9, 2019
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DeVitoism

A religion where Danny DeVito is the worlds savior and you must sacrifice your curry and rice to the savior
DeVitoism resides inside everyoone
by TerryTheFag October 27, 2022
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I just changed from Jewish to Danny devitoism
by Rczyszczon October 12, 2018
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Devicism

A term used to describe discrimination, or prejudice based on the devices people use in everyday life, to browse the web or to game, etc.
1) Fandroid: Oh wow you're using an iPhone? don't you know you're just paying for the brand?
Fapple: An android? nice potato quality snapchat stories you have there.
Windows phone user: Hey guys remember me? stop this devicism please you don't know how good you have it.

2) Hey that's not fair i can't copy and paste on mobile you're being so devicist.

3) PC elitist: Wow!.. people are still gaming on consoles nowadays? PS4 and Xbox ones are just entry level PCs that you can't upgrade and you have to pay for online.
PS4 and Xbox users: *bark* *bark* *more incessant barking*
Xbox 360 user: I am poor.
Switch user: Oh my god they're adding Knack to smash.
by Rusty Crumpet August 28, 2019
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Danny Devitoid

A (typically male) person who appears to have the shape or appearance of Danny Devito
Danny Devitoids are mainly found in first world countries, and are generally seen wandering around Walmarts, pawn shops, and cheap liquor stores
Person 1: Hey was that Danny Devito?
Person 2: No, that was a Danny Devitoid
by DukeofNothing October 2, 2020
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Danny DeVitos

Very large breasts on a woman. Usually DD cups, but can be used in any instance of large breasts
Perv #1: Damn, dude! Did you see the boobs on that chick?
Perv #2: Yeah. Those must be some Danny DeVitos.
by Mike Kempner September 7, 2006
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