8 definitions by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3

The name a bunch of white boy gave me (Journey, the bestest person ever) because I'm so cool
Also because they're in denial of being into me and lowkey wanna call me mommy without being weird.

P.S. ILY Will <3
Will, Trent, Kade, etc.: Wassup Momma J!
Me: ...hi.
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We all know what you're here for. I haven't seen any of these that are for lil freak-a-leeks. So if you're into praise and degradation, slapping, choking and all that nasty stuff. *cough cough* me *cough* Enjoy.
'I'm on my way home now.' My phone read. 'Be ready for me, baby' I swiftly cleaned up and changed. I prepared for his arrival by making the bed and sitting on the fluffy chair in the corner in agony waiting on him. I rubbed my thighs together and could feel how wet I was just from thinking about him. The thought of him made me so fucking horny..

Just as I'm imagining him, I heard his key jiggling in the door.

"Princess?" He said, his eyes scanning the room swiftly he analyzed me in his favorite outfit and paused for a long moment. Before long he pulled himself back together.

He brought me to his bedroom and layed me down on my back, kissing down my body. He kissed and licked my panties.

"Don't stop, Daddy. Please," I said, my hands running through his hair as he moved my panties out of the way.

"Tell me what you want, Princess. Use your words like a good girl." He said, sliding his tongue all over me.
He came up and kissed my neck. Telling me how good I was for him. When I wasn't expecting it, he slid it in. Grabbing my throat and fucking me like a whore. I dug my nails into his back as I screamed

"Fuck, you feel so good, baby. You're such a good little cum slut for me. You know I love it when you scream for me like that." Daddy said.

"Please, I'm gonna cum, Daddy. Don't stop!!" I yelled and before I knew it, I'd made a mess.

He collapsed on top of me and cuddled me to sleep.
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The answer to that one question from that one person you're never completely listening to.
Ashley: "Wanna go to the roller rink with me?"
You: *zoned out* "Yes, of course."
Ashley: "Awesome, see you at 5!"
You: "Yes. Wait-"
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Was I stupid to love you?
Was I reckless to help?
Was it obvious to everybody else that I'd fallen for a lie?
You were never on my side..
Fool me once, fool me twice.
Are you death or paradise?

Now you'll never see me cry
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When you've been deceived by your beautiful android into thinking you can catch someone in 4k when really the quality is ass.
Your wife is cheating on you.
You: *whips out android and snaps a pic*
..back at home, your wife comes back.
You: "Got yo ass in 4k!"
*looks at picture*
Picture: *is blurry asf*
You: "FUCK! I've been andie deceived!"
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While these kinks seem like they may contradict each other, they generally don't.
This kink is for girls with daddy issues. Usually people with these kinks also enjoy being slapped, choked, tied up, or spit on during sex. This kink is very common for women, but can also be for men.
Daddy: "You're such a pretty little slut for me, aren't you princess."
Princess: "Yes, daddy."
Daddy: "That's my good girl."
Daddy in his mind: "My girlfriend's Praise and Degradation Kinks are getting baddddd"

Other Examples May Include:
"My cute little whore"
"Who's my dirty little cumslut?"
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 December 10, 2021
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A dumb TikTok trend, (Because all dumb trends start with TikTok) in which school-age kids steal things from public places, school in particular, and post a video with a caption that says something along the lines of, "I just hit the most devious lick." This has gotten many kids in big trouble and, in bigger cases, in Juvenile Detention. Please do not do this. Your Mom would not recommend it.
I just hit the most devious lick of the century !
by He Called Me His Pretty Girl<3 September 17, 2021
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