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Declaying 

When one delays having a clay (a poo poo) due to other pressing social commitments, while the decaying fecal matter proceeds to knock on heaven's backdoor, resulting in warm, rumbling seepage and pungent methane emmisions, harmful to the environment and those in close proximity.

Particularly prevalent first thing, when other more trivial matters are prioritised, eg going to work, taking children to school, etc.
"Oh shit I'm late... I'll have to declay until break time now"

"I've been declaying all morning for you love!"
Declaying by Amber Heard's Bed September 21, 2023

Penile degloving 

Two words that you never want to be seen used together. Ever.
I fear no man
but that thing (penile degloving)
it scares me....

Degloving 

Degloving is a gruesome injury in which a part of your skin gets completely torn off.Controlled facial degloving is featured in plastic surgery.Also don't google it,ya don't wanna see dat
"The degloving injury that guy had was a really bad case"
Degloving by DontGoogleIt March 9, 2021

Deserving 

worthy of being treated in a particular way, typically of being given assistance.
If anyone is deserving it's me
Deserving by Thispagewasmadeforme September 4, 2020

Degraving 

When an old pet (or person) is annoying and due to this escalating annoyance, you begin to reduce the quality of their final burial place.
My cat is so damn annoying, I'm degraving him daily. I started off thinking I would take him to the humane society for euthanizing, then I thought of burying him in the backyard, then in the garbage, now I'm gonna just throw his ass on a busy street as roadkill!
Degraving by Big Guy JT April 16, 2009
Starving and deserving of food. A person who is desarving is usually satisfied after having a McDonald's fudge sundae.
Guys, I am desarving right now.
Desarving by B.I.G Lips January 27, 2010