Desert Queen

aka Queen of the Desert.
aka Queens of the Desert.

An unatractive female soldier deployed to a remote area (think Iraq) who couldn't turn a a single head in their host country and is showered with attention and affection throughout the duration of the deployment. The longer the deployment, the more unattractive the soldier can be and still qualify as a Desert Queen.

Damn. She couldn't buy a date in the States. Now she's a Desert Queen.

Desert Queen by Yer Boi January 31, 2005

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Desert Queen

Female in a deployed location that on a scale of 1 to 10 is about a 4 states side and sometimes an 8 in the desert.

Soldier 1: Hey whos that hot chick over their
Soldier 2: Who becky???
Soldier 1: Is that becky she's so hot!!
Soldier 2: She turned into a desert queen wait till we get back to the states.

Desert Queen by rico1026 August 10, 2008

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desert drama queen

A Girl/Guy whom is deployed or stationed in the desert/sandy desolate area whereupon this Girl/Guy creates drama against those that don't show attention to this person enough. Sometimes leads to false accusations of flirtations and sexual harassment that didn't occur ,but wouldn't happen in their own Stateside/home country.

"Why did Sue accuse Bob of flirting with her at work, when it didn't happen here in the desert?" said Jim.

"It's because Sue wasn't getting any attention from Bob is why she's acting like a Desert Drama Queen!" said Sarah.

desert drama queen by WildBill40 February 8, 2014

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queen's dessert

semen that is swallowed after milking the prostate of a transvestite

John couldn't wait to get home and eat Caitlin's queen's dessert.

queen's dessert by PoonieLuv October 30, 2015

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Queens Dessert

The act of milking a prostate.

The untidy act resulted in an unfortunate coating of queens dessert on his rubber glove.

Queens Dessert by Smaknally October 30, 2015

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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