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DESC ( DOWNTOWN EMERGENCY SERVICE CENTER). IS located in Seattle Washington in the well known area called Homelesville which is a strip between 3rd ave and 2nd ave. Between these streets you can buy any drug under the sun.

There's drunks, transvestites, and even crazy phsyco whores. There are fights every day cops and ambulances are a sight commonly seen there.

But in retrospect there is a good restaurant in Homelesville. Its the commissary kitchen. But if you plan on eating there be sure to bring nose plugs from the stench of the homeless and all the urine smell cause they pee all over the street, the homeless that is.

Friend one: hey let's go eat at the commissary kitchen.

Friend two: OK but we need to wear nose plugs there cause the homeless pee everywhere
Desc is a rotten place infested with bugs
DESC by Lordloxley October 25, 2017
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Derived from the Latin Descendere (“go down”), it is defined as fear of walking down stairs or inclines; fear or discomfort while descending stairs or walking down a hill; fear of going down in a lift or elevator. The symptoms can include dizziness and space disorientation and in extreme cases it can reach the state of irrational fear.
I do wonder if Donald Trump suffers from bathmophobia or descendophobia.
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descrotalise 

Using wet wipes to clean the scrotal zone after excessive sweating or dirt. Particularly happens at festivals.
Oh Jack, pass me the wet wipes I need to descrotalise after last night!
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Trans-Descendant 

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A umbrella term for non-transgender and non-transsexual person who has ancestry of transgender and transsexual people. They have first appeared before the 21st century.
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The Deschanel Ruling 

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