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A huge douche who acts straight but inside, just really wants little bois
Get away from me u Dershwitz
Dershwitz by Ashl eigh<3 October 2, 2007
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Dershlit 

A word that can be substituted for damn it.

Mainly used when swearing isn't allowed.

Pronunciation: /dersh - lit/
Jimmy: Dershlit!
Stacey: What's wrong Jimmy?
Jimmy: I stepped on a friggin lego!
Dershlit by yungpressure July 11, 2018

dershowitz 

1. noun
An idiot.

2. verb
Self owned, autopwnage, reflexive owership.
1. That guy is really a Dershowitz. I can't believe how dumb he is.

2. You're really Dershowitzing hard, buddy; maybe you should go to Cooley to learn some ethics.

HTHXOXO
dershowitz by Chomskification September 16, 2006

DERSHOWITZ 

1. Term for an unprincipled person who lies and pretends to be a victim in order to gain public sympathy when threatened with exposure as the fraud he or she is. These tactics are similar to the 'Big Lie' used in nazi germany.

2. A person incapable of or unwilling to tell the truth. See turnspeak .
Man, that guy is such a Dershowitz! Why can't he just admit he is wrong? Instead he has to attack anyone who points out his lies. I feel sorrry for him.

Darschwitz 

A kid who kills squirrels by trapping them in a box and then gasing them to death via car exhaust.
I saw some kid approaching me wearing a necklace of squirrel teeth around his neck...I then realized it was Darchwitz.
Darschwitz by sweet888 January 20, 2005

dershowitz 

someone so corrupt (especially an attorney) that any association with them is proof of guilt.
He hired a dershowitz and now the judge and everyone on the jury assumes he is guilty
dershowitz by MonkeyEsq October 27, 2020

Dershowitz 

A person who is unlikeable and avoided becasue they lack loyalty and principles.
Don't be a Dershowitz.

Don't invite him, he's such a Dershowitz.
Dershowitz by Keeping it real? July 17, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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