Dershowitzed
When you are no longer invited to parties of the intelligentsia in places like Martha's Vineyard for expressing particular views or defending former President Trump.
Dershowitzed by Varus85 July 15, 2024
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dershowitz
1. That guy is really a Dershowitz. I can't believe how dumb he is.
2. You're really Dershowitzing hard, buddy; maybe you should go to Cooley to learn some ethics.
HTHXOXO
2. You're really Dershowitzing hard, buddy; maybe you should go to Cooley to learn some ethics.
HTHXOXO
dershowitz by Chomskification September 16, 2006
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DERSHOWITZ
1. Term for an unprincipled person who lies and pretends to be a victim in order to gain public sympathy when threatened with exposure as the fraud he or she is. These tactics are similar to the 'Big Lie' used in nazi germany.
2. A person incapable of or unwilling to tell the truth. See turnspeak .
2. A person incapable of or unwilling to tell the truth. See turnspeak .
Man, that guy is such a Dershowitz! Why can't he just admit he is wrong? Instead he has to attack anyone who points out his lies. I feel sorrry for him.
DERSHOWITZ by DaddyTruthSeeker May 22, 2007
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dershowitz by MonkeyEsq October 27, 2020
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Dershowitz by Keeping it real? July 17, 2022
Dershowitz defence
When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.
AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"
"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"
Dershowitz defence by PrinceAndrewShould January 4, 2024
Dershowitz’d
1) what happens to a person that is a human trafficked as a minor and a dirty old man engages in sexual activity with that person against their will. 2) The rape and torture of trafficked minors
Alan Deshowitz is documented, photographed and self confessed to have traveled on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" and "Only getting massages" "That he didn't even enjoy" from trafficked minors. WE all know the truth - He engaged in rape with those children. Dershowitz, like Santorum, is attempting to flip the narrative and play the victim using his own name as a weapon against "woke" and "Cancel Culture". Progressives agree that this cannot be allowed to happen so we are here making our point that to be Dershowitz’d is as horrible sounding as Santorum is now.
For examples look for "The Majority Report" and the story "Dershowitz Claims No Judge Will Overturn Trump Conviction For Fear Of Being “Dershowitz’d”"
Alan Deshowitz is documented, photographed and self confessed to have traveled on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" and "Only getting massages" "That he didn't even enjoy" from trafficked minors. WE all know the truth - He engaged in rape with those children. Dershowitz, like Santorum, is attempting to flip the narrative and play the victim using his own name as a weapon against "woke" and "Cancel Culture". Progressives agree that this cannot be allowed to happen so we are here making our point that to be Dershowitz’d is as horrible sounding as Santorum is now.
For examples look for "The Majority Report" and the story "Dershowitz Claims No Judge Will Overturn Trump Conviction For Fear Of Being “Dershowitz’d”"
Dershowitz’d by Dark.Soul June 1, 2024
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