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Dershowitz’d

1) what happens to a person that is a human trafficked as a minor and a dirty old man engages in sexual activity with that person against their will. 2) The rape and torture of trafficked minors

Alan Deshowitz is documented, photographed and self confessed to have traveled on Jeffrey Epstein's "Lolita Express" and "Only getting massages" "That he didn't even enjoy" from trafficked minors. WE all know the truth - He engaged in rape with those children. Dershowitz, like Santorum, is attempting to flip the narrative and play the victim using his own name as a weapon against "woke" and "Cancel Culture". Progressives agree that this cannot be allowed to happen so we are here making our point that to be Dershowitz’d is as horrible sounding as Santorum is now.

For examples look for "The Majority Report" and the story "Dershowitz Claims No Judge Will Overturn Trump Conviction For Fear Of Being “Dershowitz’d”"
Jeffrey Epstein would bring in young girls from other states to be Dershowitz’d by his friend Alan.

Dershowitz defence 

When someone confronts you about your crime, so you respond by asking them if they've condemned Hamas for similar crimes.

AKA the Hamas-Dershowitz defence
AKA to Dershowitz
"We questioned him about the allegations, but he played the Dershowitz defence"

"Your honour, I plead the Dershowitz, I may have committed a crime but so did Hamas"

dershowitz 

1. noun
An idiot.

2. verb
Self owned, autopwnage, reflexive owership.
1. That guy is really a Dershowitz. I can't believe how dumb he is.

2. You're really Dershowitzing hard, buddy; maybe you should go to Cooley to learn some ethics.

HTHXOXO
dershowitz by Chomskification September 16, 2006

DERSHOWITZ 

1. Term for an unprincipled person who lies and pretends to be a victim in order to gain public sympathy when threatened with exposure as the fraud he or she is. These tactics are similar to the 'Big Lie' used in nazi germany.

2. A person incapable of or unwilling to tell the truth. See turnspeak .
Man, that guy is such a Dershowitz! Why can't he just admit he is wrong? Instead he has to attack anyone who points out his lies. I feel sorrry for him.

dershowitz 

someone so corrupt (especially an attorney) that any association with them is proof of guilt.
He hired a dershowitz and now the judge and everyone on the jury assumes he is guilty
dershowitz by MonkeyEsq October 27, 2020

Dershowitz 

A person who is unlikeable and avoided becasue they lack loyalty and principles.
Don't be a Dershowitz.

Don't invite him, he's such a Dershowitz.
Dershowitz by Keeping it real? July 17, 2022
A huge douche who acts straight but inside, just really wants little bois
Get away from me u Dershwitz
Dershwitz by Ashl eigh<3 October 2, 2007
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