Derritt
Derritt - how do you even begin to describe the guy?
A handsome fellow with curly luscious locks, deep eyes, and a mega watt smile like no other.
Derritt will make your bitch become his bitch in a matter of seconds. THAT is how handsome he is.
Derritt has amazing advice to give, but he is horrible at laundry, so take him and his advice with a grain of salt - A CHUNK of salt, if you will.
Derritt's are easy to get along with, have a good taste in music, can probably salsa dance, or at least shake their hips a lil bit, and will never let you down - one can hope. Sometime's they can be too serious, but they make up for it with their charm and wit.
Once you meet a Derritt, never let him go. He is one in a million, just like his name. Don't even try to spell it wrong.
Two R - Two T. Get it? Got it? Good.
A handsome fellow with curly luscious locks, deep eyes, and a mega watt smile like no other.
Derritt will make your bitch become his bitch in a matter of seconds. THAT is how handsome he is.
Derritt has amazing advice to give, but he is horrible at laundry, so take him and his advice with a grain of salt - A CHUNK of salt, if you will.
Derritt's are easy to get along with, have a good taste in music, can probably salsa dance, or at least shake their hips a lil bit, and will never let you down - one can hope. Sometime's they can be too serious, but they make up for it with their charm and wit.
Once you meet a Derritt, never let him go. He is one in a million, just like his name. Don't even try to spell it wrong.
Two R - Two T. Get it? Got it? Good.
"Man, I was at the club the other night, and this asshat Derritt stole my bitch AND my two shots of tequila faster than I could say howler monkey! What a trip."
Derritt by xx_scoobusdoobus69_xx March 15, 2023
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