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Derritt - how do you even begin to describe the guy?
A handsome fellow with curly luscious locks, deep eyes, and a mega watt smile like no other.
Derritt will make your bitch become his bitch in a matter of seconds. THAT is how handsome he is.
Derritt has amazing advice to give, but he is horrible at laundry, so take him and his advice with a grain of salt - A CHUNK of salt, if you will.
Derritt's are easy to get along with, have a good taste in music, can probably salsa dance, or at least shake their hips a lil bit, and will never let you down - one can hope. Sometime's they can be too serious, but they make up for it with their charm and wit.

Once you meet a Derritt, never let him go. He is one in a million, just like his name. Don't even try to spell it wrong.
Two R - Two T. Get it? Got it? Good.
"Man, I was at the club the other night, and this asshat Derritt stole my bitch AND my two shots of tequila faster than I could say howler monkey! What a trip."
Derritt by xx_scoobusdoobus69_xx March 15, 2023
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degrittled

to take the syrup out of a McGriddle
What's the point in eating this McGriddle? It's been degrittled.
degrittled by danbrown4life February 9, 2008
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The rare breeding between a North American Mallard duck and house ferret
Often tagged on public suburb buildings, trains, and street signs of New York derrit is a popular and growing fad
Derrit by Derritmaster August 6, 2009
Artistic mispronunciation of the two words do and it such as "Do it"
Pass-tense "Dernt"
"John said that he was going to derrit with Jill."

(Use of pass-tense) "I think he said he already got it dernt."
Derrit by Kohlwebb May 18, 2010
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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