Derrick M

A bitch ass nigga with a eat up stick shift car that’s fat, gets no bitches, and eats dick on the low...

Wow look at that butch Derrick M

Derrick M by Derrick Moultrie December 19, 2017

Derrick McHale 

CUUUUUUUNNNNTT

Derrick McHale, you a hoe ass nibba

Derrick McHale by HangTightJamacia November 8, 2018

Derrick Mortel

A very egotistical person, who thinks he is funny and if better than anyone. He will hit on all the girls and try to act "gangster". He will never figure out how stupid and wrong he is you see, because of his mental disabilities from his birth, and when he was dropped as a baby for his head was larger than a normal child.

Stop being a Derrick it's so annoying.

Derrick Mortel by Alex Ibanez March 27, 2005

derrick mortel

can't spell the word "totally" and has bad taste in music. haha. almost joking.

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!
and
maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

derrick mortel by christabel April 6, 2005

derrick mortel

Derrick (meaning manly and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

you're totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

derrick mortel by awesome April 4, 2005

Derrick Mortel

Derrick (meaning Awesome and cooool) Mortel (meaning God like, Unbelievable power)

maaan thats totaly DERRICK MORTEL!

Derrick Mortel by awesome April 4, 2005

derick help me 

Its the version of pranking where you just beg for help, often you call akward and innopropriate hours such as 12:00 on a school night.

pranker: derick help me
prankee: who is this
pranker: help me please!
prankee: ...mom!?

See attached sound file

derick help me by DiZASTiX July 20, 2008