derpster

One who derps. DERP!!!!

1. Tom: "Dude, Gary is totally hitting on his girlfriends mom right in front of her!"

John: "What a friggin' derpster!"

2. "Bernie just screwed me on my car loan. I'll get that derpster if it's the last thing I do!"

by JoBry December 9, 2008

derpster

A hipster who tries so hard to be hip that they act derpy all the time.

That guy wears plaid shirts with purple pants. What a derpster!

by Jimmy McJimmers November 14, 2011

Derpster

The type of person who dresses ironically or does other hipster related things but is too dumb to know the meaning of the word irony.

I'm buying this penny farthing because I saw someone else with one.

And it was cheap. Doesn't that make me a derpster?

by Wogmaster November 1, 2021

Derpstorm

Based on the word derp, a derpstorm is a gathering of a lot of stupid or ignorant people. Derpstorms are often composed of very opinionated and outspoken people, as such people are prone to say or do stupid things.

Derpstorms can be of any size, but particularly small ones are often referred to as a derpdrizzle. Massive derpstorms can sometimes be referred to as a derpicane.

I had to leave the political rally early because it was a total derpstorm.

by swinky December 4, 2010

derpstar

Someone who consistently makes retarded decisions on such an epic scale it borderlines on stardom.

So, you vomited in your shoes, a mesh trashcan with no liner AND your computer..twice. Congratulations you are a derpstar.

by glioblaster December 1, 2010

The Deppster

The bestest-est nickname for Johnny depp.
One of the coolest guys ever.
See Noodles/Raoul Duke/The Johns

Oh my god.. Thats! Thats THE DEPPSTER!!!

by TheDukeHerself June 28, 2004

Derpstep

1. Shitty dubstep.

2. Anyone who uses M-talk (Modern Talking) or an excessive amount of distortion.

1. Yo bruv fam blood mate, check this Derpstep... dis guy right hur is usein M-talk and he distorted his bassline to shit.... DEERRRP

by KazaProductions July 14, 2011