Derpssession 

A disorder in which an individual is abnormally obsessed with "Derp" and all related terms.

This disorder can bring harm, not only to the afflicted, but those close to the afflicted individual.
If the afflicted individual is left to his/her own devices for too long the effects can become irreversible
and lead to an apparent "possession" by the related terms in which "Derp" becomes all they know.

A cure is actively being pursued.

Join the cause!

Expert: "I'm sorry ma'am, but it appears as though your son has become a victim of Derpssession."

Concerned Parent: "What...what is that?! Is it life threatening?"

Expert: "No, actually it's not. I just found this on Urban Dictionary. Your son is fine."

Concerned Parent: "WHAT?! Your horrible! I'll see you in court!"

Expert: "You too! However, may I suggest reprimanding your son when he uses terms such as 'Derp'? This could lead to your son becoming a target of violence."

Derpssession by Bracket January 6, 2014

Derpressionism 

The Art genre which most emo or scene kids draw
it's not really creative it's just all the same
mostly consists of baby pandas crying holding out his ripped out heart with the words "here take this, i know it's not much but it's all i have for you"

Emo Guy: here i made this for you
Emo Girl: awwwww it's so cute!
Goth kid: ....fml i hate Derpressionism effin' depressionists

Derpressionism by emanyell January 16, 2011

derpression 

What most teenagers are actually experiencing when they claim they are suffering from depression. Symptoms include whininess, pointless talk of suicide, crying to strangers over the Internet, and a general lack of common sense.

Trisha: Guys, I crashed my car today, and on top of that, my mom STILL won't let me go to prom. I'm depressed. :(

Jim: No, I think you might be suffering from derpression. You should stop being a derp, wipe your tears, and grow up.

derpression by MusicalRocky December 4, 2010

derpression 

falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven't derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.

Nick: "Man derp is gayy you say it too much." Kevin: "You've fallen into a derpression, my friend. Get help now. Derp."

derpression by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 14, 2010

Derpression 

When your STUPID and SAd at the sAMe time alL tHE tiME

Guy: hey doc. So my friend has been acting weird like he has derpression
Friend: (crys weirdly) owna ooaa oooee
Doctor: lemme see... (Guy: does he have it!?!?!? (Doctor: I'm afraid he does have derpression

Derpression by Derpeness July 2, 2018

DERPression 

so basically you have a femboy avatar right? so basically you get killed by this dude in a video game so much towards the point where you start going depressed babyrage mode

ah damn, some dude on roblox gave me derpression because i died to him while he was using SP pluck :(

DERPression by derptaro June 15, 2021

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020