Derche

A person exhibiting both “jerk”-like and “douche”-like qualities simultaneously.

Did you see that other car just cut that old lady off while shooting her the middle finger? Ugh, what a derche.

by ERITUS April 20, 2022

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shrodingers deuche

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

by Aqualite March 6, 2017

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Dorchester Mudslide

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.

The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015

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Derkhead

Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.

Shut Up Ben U Fucking Derkhead

by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007

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dorchestrated

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.

the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.

by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

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