Derche 

A person exhibiting both “jerk”-like and “douche”-like qualities simultaneously.

Did you see that other car just cut that old lady off while shooting her the middle finger? Ugh, what a derche.

Derche by ERITUS April 20, 2022

shrodingers deuche 

A person who makes a racist,sexist or other wise rude comments and then decides wether they were joking or not based on the replies they get

Person 1: "Black people look like monkeys"
Person 2: "Hey that was so racist dude!"
Person 1: "I was just joking"
Person 2:" Great another shrodingers deuche

"Mr.X is such a shrodingers deuche."
Random kik user:"Send some nudes sweetie"
Girl: "aeew no perv!"
Random kik user:" I was just kidding!"
Girl:"Great another Shrodingers deuche."

shrodingers deuche by Aqualite March 6, 2017

Dorchester Mudslide 

A mixed drink created by mixing Nesquik with a nip of Baileys, preferably in the Nesquik bottle itself. Named for the notoriously crime ridden Dorchester neighborhood in Boston, the original home of the drink.

The cops have been cracking down on public drinking, so I've had to start subtley pounding back Dorchester Mudslides. Looks like Nesquik, tastes almost as good.

Dorchester Mudslide by Lifemadesimple September 5, 2015

Derkhead

Means The Same As Dickhead: An Idiot, stupid, plum. But Is Said In A Much Cooler Way.

Shut Up Ben U Fucking Derkhead

Derkhead by Andreas_92 November 8, 2007

dorchestrated 

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.

the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.

dorchestrated by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

dorchen 

A man who is good with the ladies. Can have cool haicut.

He's a real dorchen!

dorchen by funwillfunwill March 28, 2015

Dewchebag 

a person who drinks copious amounts of Mountain Dew. Also wears Mountain Dew hats, shirts, etc.

A.C. : "Man, Trent is such a dewchebag"
B.C. : "You're absolutely right."

Dewchebag by jesúscrust June 10, 2015