derch

a small person who wears tight fitting clothes that makes them look fat.

Jim looks like a derch.

by thetruth992 November 26, 2011

Derche

A person exhibiting both “jerk”-like and “douche”-like qualities simultaneously.

Did you see that other car just cut that old lady off while shooting her the middle finger? Ugh, what a derche.

by ERITUS April 20, 2022