Depatch (Dee-patch)
A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.
A Depatch is an instance in which a company releases a software update for one of their programs which goes awry. Where the normal patch will update or fix software, the Depatch has the opposite effects and more. A Depatch rips a hole in the digital universe, maliciously altering software in a negative way. A Depatch violates software uses on a mental, emotional, and psychological level. Reactions are many and varied, ranging from a stoic patience to uncontrolled weeping and vomiting, or the much more common raging yells and similar temper tantrums. The way in which the company reacts to their own Depatch is also varied. Some will simply admit to the fact that they have brought a travesty upon their users and will immediately set about fixing the problem. Others will often deny there is any issue at all until their entire program crashes due to an error in the in-game mail system. They will then be forced to take the game down for nearly two days in order to fix the issue.
Example 1:
Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?
Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)
Example 2:
Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?
Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?
Ben: Hey what do you think of the new patch?
Adam: I HATE IT! I CAN"T LOG INTO THE GAME ANYMORE! IT WAS A FUCKING DEPATCH!(Subsequent rage and cussing)
Example 2:
Adam: Hey what was the name of that Depatch in World of Warcraft? The one where they damaged the game beyond repair?
Ben: Oh, you mean Cataclysm?
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by auttua July 8, 2011
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Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
Can also apply to the result of too much bum love....
*helen goes to the loo, hoping that this time she will be in luck and finally manage to empty her bowels..*
helen: "OHMYGOD!!!! JIM I THINK MY ARSE IS GOING TO FALL OFF!!!!!"
jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
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jim: "dont worry, i will look up rectal detatchment online, im sure we can fix it dear"
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Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
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Wow, your looking really dephatchulated tonight.
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Hey! Go dephatchulate yourself!
That new haircut of yours is so dephatchulating!
OMG im so dephatchulated !! I cant believe you got an A on that test.
by Carmello Smatt December 15, 2010
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