Densee

Some kid who can't time his shots...

Densee is always shooting the WRONG FUCKING WAY!!

by xxDude.x August 28, 2017

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.

You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

by LEGENDARY068 March 15, 2021

Mike Dense

A widely popular nickname for the Trumpster’s Vice President.

And now, I am pleased to introduce our fine administration’s poster boy for flat affect, Mike Dense!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

dense motherfucker

a person that doesn't understand something and totaly disregards it after it has been explained.

john: where did you lose did your phone?
ray: the park, but don't worry if someone finds it i'm sure they'll call me.
j: they can't.
r: why?
j: you don't have your phone, so they cant call you.
r: but it's my phone.
j:you DENSE motherfucker

by Dr. Ghostdad June 30, 2014

Denee

A female with no scruples. Someone who does not care about anything but herself. Someone who uses sex to get what she wants at the office. A bully who hurts others.

Thank goodness the company got rid of Denee. This individual is a toxic influence in any environment.

by BeBeb March 9, 2017

Disengenuious dense motherfucker

An insult used when someone is promoting false information about something/ one to the world

YOU DISENGENUIOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU'D HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by DoneVoyage February 21, 2021

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker

A man who cannot tie his shoes.

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

by Matto’s Cum Sock March 20, 2021