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Denmarkism

A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Mathias Köhler, or Denmark.

Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.

He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.

Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
1)
Person 1: Denmark.

Denmarkist: *Squeals*

Person 1: What's with you?

Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.

Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
Denmarkism by Ane December 8, 2013

Denmarkian

Is an often misspelled person from the country Denmark.

The correct word is Dane. (Which apperently is some random awesome dude aswell.)
Dude 1: Hey, where you from?

Dude 2: Denmark.

Dude 1: Oh, so you're a Denmarkian?

Dude 2: No, I'm a Dane, fucknuts.
Denmarkian by Zhangar January 25, 2010

Denmarkian

IS NOT A WORD!
People from Denmark (Danes) speak Danish and are Danish, not Denmarkian. Get it right...

Also, Danes are NOT racist. Stop generalising.
#1: Are you Denmarkian
#2: No, I'm Danish
Denmarkian by Ollaaa November 7, 2011

denmarkese 

The new language for denmarkians in Denmark
I am from Denmark and my main language is Denmarkese.
denmarkese by Jdkfjfjf January 12, 2018

Denmarkian person

Denmarkian is a racist term used to describe any person who is from Denmark
Mark: Hey look at that Denmarkian person
Tony: Dude... That's offensive and wrong
Denmarkian person by Fileix August 27, 2018

Denmarkian

Foerign kid who drinks a lot and play beerpong.

Typically from Europe, (Denmark)
If you are really drunk

Man, you are denmarkian!!
Denmarkian by Gordon February 1, 2005