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Demesto: A domesticated and un-virile individual.
Jim: I love backpacking in the winter, you get to experience more alone and when its -20^ at night you can really find comfort in uncomfortably.

Carl: I would never do that -20 is too cold for me.

Jim: Carl you demesto pussy, go chop some wood and stop being a bitch.
Demesto by Jamesto-o-o-o November 14, 2022

Dementor's Kiss 

this is when you are making out with your significant other and you casually put your hands on their cheeks, but then quickly plug their nose and try to suck the air out of their lungs.
Dame: mmm baby I do love makin out with you

Fella: your lips are so soft, I could do this all night

Dame: c'mere closer

Fella: what you got in mind for me

Dame: (sucking in) Haaaaaarrrryyyy Pottterrrrr

Fella: GASP GASP I do hate the Dementor's Kiss
Dementor's Kiss by RJ_MacReady February 6, 2012

Dementors 

The worst part about prison.

Especially when they are flying all over the place.
"The worst part about prison....was....the dementors"
Dementors by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

dimestore hooker 

a man/woman who sleeps around with dirty men for a dime or a very cheap price. And can most commonly be found near a convenent store of some sort.
1. I went down to 7 eleven and picked me a dimestore hooker.

2. Your a dimestore hooker and always will be!
dimestore hooker by Daisy March 26, 2004

Demetori 

A fire japanese doujin circle thats make fire as fuck metal/hard rock compositions of touhou music
me: guys, shut the hell up, im listening to The maid and the pocket watch of blood's Demetori cover
*destroys sakuya in 1cc run*
The worst part of prison, according to Prison Mike.
Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
dementor by emmawemawoo October 20, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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