Dementia Dick

(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).

Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.

Dementia Dick by ChocoFacial69 December 28, 2018

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Dick Dementia

The state of being in which a woman has gotten such good sex from a man that she has contracted short term mental deficiency.

Marcy got dicked down so hard last night that she has dick dementia. She lost her car keys and nearly choked on her own gum.

Dick Dementia by chairfacechampion January 7, 2016

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Dimentia Dick

Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dimentia dick.

Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dimentia dick.

Dimentia Dick by Wuddy Maters December 22, 2018

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How bout dem knicks?

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.

Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?

How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005

Word of the Day on June 8, 2026

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Power Couple

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.

I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.

Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012

Word of the Day on June 7, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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