3 definitions by ChocoFacial69
Having sex on an electric assist scooter while the scooter is in motion. Other people must be watching while in motion for it to count as scooter sex. Bonus points for adding a third. Also known as a scootgasm, coitus on a scooter, joining the mile ride club, unlocking for a good time, juicing without a plug (that kind of plug), and reducing congestion in crowded cities.
Yesterday, my boyfriend and I had mind-blowing scooter sex going from the gym to dinner. You could say we joined the mile ride club. We rode it all the victory. That baby got JUICED!
by ChocoFacial69 May 17, 2019
When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.
by ChocoFacial69 May 17, 2019
(noun) the amnesia-like phenomenon of not knowing the name of the person currently performing sexual acts on your penis due to (1) dimentia, (2) a general tendency toward slutty behavior or (3) a combination of (1) and (2).
Usage 1: As Gene, who resided in an upscale assisted living facility, entered his 90s, he was unable to recall the names or faces of his visiting children or his sexual partners. As a result, during his frequent sexual conquests just outside the shared dining facility, he would forget the names of the people providing fellatiatic services, or even why they were there. He was suffering from dementia dick.
Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.
Usage 2: I invited a guy from a dating app to come to my house. Now he’s riding on my cock but I can’t recall his name. I have dementia dick.
by ChocoFacial69 December 28, 2018