Deluxe Blumpkin
the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.
Deluxe Blumpkin by simbaluv717 November 5, 2009
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Deluxe Blumpkin 1000
When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.
Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow
Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 by Bear Grylls888 April 4, 2022
upper decker double deluxe blumpkin
It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.
upper decker double deluxe blumpkin by Reedski March 27, 2015
Upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe
One person sits on the toilet while the other person stands above him. The person sitting is giving a blowjob to the standing person while both are taking a shit.
I walked in the public restroom and caught my roommate and some stranger doing the upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe.
Upperdecker double blumpkin deluxe by JScrub619 July 4, 2016
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