Definitions by Reedski
Penny for your thoughts
When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.
April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Caleb - sure whats up?
April - never mind I see you already have one.
Penny for your thoughts by Reedski January 30, 2022
T.F.T.F.
A term used by medivac pilots & dispatch to indicate that a person is Too Fat To Fly. Which notifies dispatch that the patients BMI is far beyond the lift capacity of the helicopter and they will need a bigger bird.
Vasshole
Someone whos name typically starts with V. Who is a raging asshole, and cannot accept their own shortcomings and projects their insecurities onto others. Frequently belittles those she is in a position of authority over, and is a poor leader in the best of circumstances.
Valerie
A person usually called who has a vast proclivity to being an asshole, short hand for a Valerie that is an asshole is Vasshole. They are usually wrong, but due to their inability to recognize their own shortcomings project their insecurities onto others.
Peanut Butter Mouth
A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.
I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.
yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.
Peanut Butter Mouth by Reedski December 6, 2021
Senators Shower
When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.
- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.
Senators Shower by Reedski December 6, 2021
Senitors Special Shower
When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.
- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.
-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
- Wow a real live Senitor.
-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.
Senitors Special Shower by Reedski December 6, 2021