T.F.T.F.

A term used by medivac pilots & dispatch to indicate that a person is Too Fat To Fly. Which notifies dispatch that the patients BMI is far beyond the lift capacity of the helicopter and they will need a bigger bird.

Dispatch, upon arrival patient is determined to be T.F.T.F., please advise.

by Reedski December 06, 2021

Peanut Butter Mouth

A person who has probably had a series of mini-strokes, and is unable to form complete sentences, or express an idea due to the neurological damage.

I never have any idea what Frandy Sanzmeir is trying to say.

yeah she definitely has a peanut butter mouth.

by Reedski December 06, 2021

Penny for your thoughts

When you get blackout drunk and end the night with a spectacular performance of Irish Yoga unbeknownst to you with your face firmly pressed against a shinny copper penny. Then proceed to present to work the next morning with said shiny copper penny still adhered to your massively hung over forehead.

April - Hey Caleb can I give you a penny for your thoughts?

Caleb - sure whats up?

April - never mind I see you already have one.

by Reedski January 30, 2022

Senitors Special Shower

When a foreign dignitary decides to bestow upon you a cultural right of passage by projectile vomiting and then urinating an unnecessary amount of piss all over your new shoes.

- Kaylynn met a Senitor John.
- Wow a real live Senitor.

-yeah and she bestowed upon her a great cultural gift. She got the Senitors Special Shower.
- What an honor.

by Reedski December 06, 2021

upper decker double deluxe blumpkin

It's the act of the man taking a dump in the tank of the toilet while the woman takes a dump in the bowl while giving the man a blowjob while a third party performs a golden shower.

Dude, last night Stacey and Dave and I did the upper decker double deluxe Blumpkin, it was gnarly!

by Reedski March 27, 2015

Valerie

A person usually called who has a vast proclivity to being an asshole, short hand for a Valerie that is an asshole is Vasshole. They are usually wrong, but due to their inability to recognize their own shortcomings project their insecurities onto others.

- Jesus I had no idea that Valerie was such a Vasshole.
- Oh yeah, she is a gaping Vasshole.

by Reedski December 06, 2021

Vasshole

Someone whos name typically starts with V. Who is a raging asshole, and cannot accept their own shortcomings and projects their insecurities onto others. Frequently belittles those she is in a position of authority over, and is a poor leader in the best of circumstances.

- God dam, Valerie is such a dick.
- Yeah, some would even consider her a Vasshole.

by Reedski December 06, 2021