n - An actor whose performance quality is inconceivably awful, opposite from the quality of Leonardo DiCaprio's work.
John: Hey, do you wanna watch these movies with me?
Craig: Nah, I don't like watching movies starring Deonardo LiCaprios. I think I'm gonna go by Mike's place and watch Blood Diamond, Titanic, and Shutter Island while you waste your time with utter garbage.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.